The Rotten Angel

Woodlands!

You really are silly. You burn too easily and attract assholes who leave a fire lit.

Why can't you drive a car or a fire engine? You have the money.

You are literally made of money - Stop!

Spare me your tears and use them with a squirrels nuts. No excuse.

You silly old excuse for a match.

From The Rotten Angel, November 2016