Pigeons

You know. I know. I know this. You are smarter than you let on. Many would step on you but not.

Me. I’m your friend. I’m an excellent backscratcher. That pint of lemon cordial ? That’s for you. Where ?

Can I find the rugby in Gdańsk? Get the birds on the wire. Go get me. The answer. This pint of sweet. It’s draining. Away. Going. Gone? It’s your choice dear old bird.