• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Mrs. Samira Ahmed c/o Mukesh Ambani
• Date: 11 Jan 2021

Goodday,

Sir. Mukesh Ambani CEO of Reliance Industries and Foundations, he is donating Two Million dollars ($2,000,000.00 USD) each to 10 persons all over the world, to build a charity Organization and assisting the poor and old ages people in communities around you, if you are interested to Expand this CHARITY WORK with us, kindly emails us: info1@xxx-xxx.org for more details.

With Regards

Mrs. Samira Ahmed
Information Officer
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Donatory fidelity
• Date: 11 Jan 2021

Dear Mrs. Samira Ahmed,

Good day to you and thank you for selecting me proudly as one of ten people trusted, so in order to disseminate the aforementioned sum as stated in the previous introductory email - the amazing sum of two million United States Dollars (US $2,000,000).

Please accept this response as my desire and full intention to assist in spreading the said fund to those who are needy. One of my life's goals is to help those, and I wish to tackle this with craze and no abandon given I am still in my sprightly years.

My energies are fully charged, and, as it happens, I am involved in some charitable work. I organised and partook in an online golf classic to raise sufficient funds to tackle a very dire local issue - namely saving the local golf club from foreclosure by the bank.

It is very important to have people on board to tackle this very important local issue - one of the worst that has affected our community since the rolling lockdowns thanks to this pestilent virus.

Could you please revert to me with given haste as to the next steps that should be taken?

Yours in health,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: Sir. Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies Donation Fund Processing
• Date: 11 Jan 2021

Good-day,

On behalf of Sir. Mukesh Ambani. CEO Reliance Industries and Foundations, we appreciate you, Do not be bothered as to why you have been contacted, Sir. Mukesh Ambani may not know you, but we believe you were chosen by the Holy Spirit to receive this money grant donation of $2,000,000.00 USD and we believe that Good things happens to those people who wait and also believe.

Be assured you stand no risk as this is Sir. Mukesh Ambani personal money, for source and verification, you can google search his name if you don't no him and see the good work his doing all over the world or read more about him on fobes Link:https://www.forbes.com/profile/mukesh-ambani

You have to use part of the money to finance charity organizations and Developing Communities or Empowering Women & Young People, we are doing this across the world to bring everyone together as ONE and love each other around the world.

We wish to thank you for standing for the people and having people's interest at heart for this charity work and for your Cooperation. Your fund is deposited with our Affiliate Bank in a temporary Account, you will receive this fund by the Diplomatic system of payment wire transfer to your account.

However, Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies Reliance Foundation is no doubt, a momentous achievement in the chequered history of this Corporation. On behalf of the entire staff of the Organization we congratulate you.

Kindly provide the below details to enable us to process your payment.

1) Full Name:
2) Full Address:
4) City/State/Country:
5) Occupation:
6) Gender ( Male/Female):
6) Contact No:

Once we received the above details we will send you the transferring Bank contact details to contact them with your details for them to wire the fund to your Bank account and proceed for the charity work in your community.

Once again Congratulations.

With Regards
Mrs. Krisha Ambani
Director, Communications
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Sir. Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies Donation Fund Processing
• Date: 11 Jan 2021

Dearest of all Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Thank you for your speedy response and excited reply! It shows courage, organisational skills, speed and a distinct lack of tardiness.

These are the qualities I seek when dealing business-wise with people who are also involved in business. It shows sharp resolve.

As it happens, I did meet Mr. Mukesh Ambani at an arms deal in 2004 when I was a younger version of myself waltzing with those dealing in the aforementioned.

You might sit with your mouth agape as to why I would have been there. To allay this, I shall give you my background.

I am the grandson of one of Ireland's finest poker players - one Dame "Maverick" Mary Steeplechase. She used to sit around the table with the most powerful and influential people operating at the time - industrialists, World leaders, turbo priests and horse dealers.

The poker games they played would go on late into the night, but while the rest of them became imbibed with the Devil's apple juice (Irish Whiskey), she would maintain her facilities as sharp as a goose and play a good hand.

At the end of the night, she would come away with enough money to keep us in corn for generations to come! Before she passed in 2003 (she was run over by a steamroller when shuffling a deck of cards), she passed all her knowledge and wisdom on to me.

It was not long before I was sitting at the same table, making the same bets and winning large sums of money. Instead of spending these winnings on fine whiskeys and speedy motorboats, I saved it and invested wisely in several properties which I maintain to this day.

After a small number of wise and careful investments in biotechnology, I was on my way to making my first millions and with a careful footing, this fortune has grown by magnitudes.

I like to think that my grandmother is watching over me with pride from the heavens above, while the Holy Spirit guides her to solace and greatness.

Now, given you have asked and that I have, I shall furnish you thence with my details as requested:

1) Matt Gratuity Finstress
2) 18 St Margarets Sleepwalk, Nonetheless, Dublin D08 DK90S
4) Dublin, Dublin, Dublin, Ireland
5) Businessman and philanthropist
6) Malestorm
6) +353 903 903 1

I wait with sound breath your further steps that you will send to me. I am keen to get this wrapped up, because I have an online golf classic to attend that has been organised to save the local stoat.

Thank you with kindness,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: Sir. Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies Donation Fund Processing
• Date: 11 Jan 2021

Good-day

Greetings, we are glad of you being a part of this charity expansion, it touches my heart this foundation reaches people far and unknown, we believe this kind would benefit more.

Please do not make a public show or media representation of this because this Foundation does not want to be plagued by countless demands.

For this Foundation to known you are serious to be a part of this movement and you are truly willing to finance charity organizations, Developing Communities, Empowering Women & Young People with this donation money approve to you, we taking Registration and require the below information for our new members

(1) Valid Identity proof.
(2) Registration Fee of $499.00 USD

The fee is very compulsory because you will be giving user name and password to our website of the Foundation for you to be giving us report on how you are spending the $2,000,000.00 USD which you will also use part of the money for yourself because of the good work you stand for and for being a part of our Charity Foundation.

Once we received your email and your ID proof, we will email you the details to send the Registration fee of $499.00 USD to become a member, once you are emailing us the details of the payment, you have to email your Bank account details for us to forward to the bank for them to proceed for the fund transfer to your account and start the project.

Note: This registration fees cannot be deducted from the fund, because it's not a payment it's a deposit that will show to this Organization you are serious to expand this charity work and for becoming a member.

Please do not use this money for drug trafficking. You must do the right things and be a blessing to others. The charity registration fees is the only fees that you have to deposit.

Await to receive your email so as to email you the details.

Once again Congratulations.

With Regards
Mrs. Krisha Ambani
Director, Communication
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: Sir. Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies Donation Fund Processing
• Date: 11 Jan 2021

Hello Dear Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Please accept my apologies as sincere for the long and drawn out delay in reverting to your previous email.

I was on a long flight returning from a ski trip in the Swiss Alps and damaged my foot lifting a large and heavy suitcase into my mode of flight, an airplane.

The doctor tells me it should be healthy after a few days of rest by a roaring fire, drinking hot whiskeys and reading books by various economists who create chaos for the needy, then explore ways to profit from the aftermath.

I believe it is important to know your enemy better than you know yourself. If I could know myself better than my pokermother did, then I would overtake the Moon in riches, but one thing at a time.

I am impressed by your sincerity, drive, business know-how and perseverance. These are the qualities I seek with the people I include in my inner business circle of fun and business.

I know Mr. Mukesh Ambani personally. He is a good man who has done a lot to make this World a better place. We have shared wine and wild chickens many times over roaring outdoor fires.

For now, I will not mention our correspondence to him because I know your itchiness to keep this parlour of business secret. Believe me, when I say to you that I am on the same page.

My interactions with the press in recent years has been less than delightful. They took full glee in watching me chase around a park after a dog who had stolen one of my spare ribs from a picnic basket.

Everything was published to various social media sites and the video garnered many views. Since then, I have tried to conduct business while keeping a very low profile.

I put my unfettered trust in you in the hope that you will not share any of our dealings with the public. If you do wish to speak to the press, please let me know in advance.

So, without further ado and delay, please find attached a copy of my (digital) national identification card, which should be sufficient for your needs.

I would ask, with kindness and sincerity that you please do not share with anyone else.

I must say that all this business is making me thirsty. Perhaps, upon its conclusion, could I tempt you to go for a drink with me? I know the perfect whiskey bar in the city.

Thank you and with extra-warm fur,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Good-day: Mr. Rotten Angel

We received your scan copy of your ID Proof kindly emails us your Bank Account details which eligible you to receive the fund, and which also show to us how serious and genuine you are in this charity work expansion for Mukesh Ambani.

Below are the details for you to remit the Registration fees to become a member of this movement and receive your donation fund amount of $2,000,000.00 USD.

you have to send the Registration fees of $499.00 USD to our account officer in charge via MONEY GRAM TRANSFER / RIA MONEY TRANSFER, so as to process your fund and transfer to you once the payment confirm now, for you to proceed with the charity work expansion.

Receiver Name: EMMANUEL OPOKU
Receiver Address: #5 TTC Industrial Area Ghansoli Navi Mumbai
Country: India
Amount Send: $499.00 USD

Once you remit the payment kindly send us the scan copy of the sender slip or you email us the below details as it appears on MoneyGram sender slip for future reference.

Sender Name:
Sender Address:
Sender Country:
Ref number:
Amount Sent:

Once we receive the payment details and your bank account details to receive the fund, we will commence for your fund transfer immediately to your bank account, once we transfer your fund we will email you the scan copy of the transfer confirmation slip.

Await for the payment details now.

With Regards
Mrs. Krisha Ambani
Director, Communication
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Hyperdearest Krisha Ambani,

Thank you for your response to the email I sent to you. I am getting excited about managing this fee and spreading it to all needy in the World.

Since there has been an absence of ideas from your end so as how to distribute the aforementioned fund of US$2,000,000 I would like to make a proposal.

Recently, as I was sitting in my bed trying to work off the previous evening's whiskey drapes, an idea of magnitude came into my head like an apparition.

I would like to waste no more time in transcribing what this was, so without further ado, please say hello to the Rondisk!

What is the Rondisk? Well, allow me to explain. I am sure that you and many other people in the World have been caught unawares when it comes to the need for many things.

You may be walking down the street wishing you could hear that song by Tina Turner once again - the humming in your mind not quite giving you the respite from the driving rain.

You may have entered a bank, wishing to open an account or take out a loan to buy a house, but the myriad of essential documents you need are locked up at home, far away from where you need them.

Wouldn't it be fantastic if you could have all of these things with you at once, so they can be retrieved at a moment's notice with ease and decorum?

This is where the Rondisk comes in. It is a large device capable of carrying many things, such as notes, love letters, bank statements, official documents, hair ties, money, chewing gum and a packet of biscuits.

It has a streamlined circular design and has the appearance of a bicycle wheel (1 meter diameter) with a thickness of around 10cm. Think of all that space!

It would be closest in appearance to a large drum used to store video-film. The bearer would carry this device with them at all times, with the weight being distributed around the shoulder by two thin but strong pieces of twine.

As the days roll on, I am thinking of new and quirky additions that would extend the device, including a RonPost service.

Here, the user must present themselves at their designated RonSpot and a pre-defined time and a RonMan will come and deliver any essential letters to them. No more having to wait at home for your post!

I believe strongly in this idea, and I think it is something that could really take off. I propose that we invest the full US$2,000,000 to create a wide-reaching market, thus multiplying this fund my a magnitude of hundreds, maybe even thousands!

We could also create employment in several local areas and use the proceeds to fund education, promote health and save more golf clubs from closure.

Of course, you have full say as to where the money should be places and who the recipients are for the sake of suffer-easing, but I thought I would put forward this idea.

I have the best people ready to take on the task, and they have already started working on prototypes and marketing campaigns.

Please let me know your thoughts. If you wish to proceed as normal, then I shall do this with lightning speed as you have asked in your previous email.

With haste and love,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Good-day: Mr. Rotten Angel

Please do what you are asked to do, help the poor and old age people, the communities around you, kindly make the payment for the registration and email us the details, thank you.

Await for the payment details now.

With Regards
Mrs. Krisha Ambani
Director, Communication
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Highest of dears, Mrs. Krisha Ambani,

Thank you for taking the time to gorge on my previous email. I know that it's a bit of a wet-meat sandwich and a lot to chew.

Without lack of haste, I shall proceed with the money transfer as you have requested. I see you are hasty and in need, and so I shall proceed.

For the sake of expediency, could you please confirm the following details?

Recipient name: Emmanuel Opoku
Recipient address: #5 TTC Industrial, Ghansoli, Mumbai
Country: Republic of India
Amount to send: $750.00 USD ($499.00 plus local tax)

I must also warn you and suggest that we use Western Union if possible. Due to the harsh restrictions in place given the current Covid19 pandemic, it may take some time for me to reach a MoneyGram or Ria Transfer store.

Both physical stores are out of the 5km limit we are allowed to travel, however, there is a Western Union service in my local post office which is only 1km away. Is this agreeable to you?

With fired platitudes,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Good-day: Mr. Rotten Angel,

Alright you can use the Western Union to send it.

Await for the payment details now.

With Regards
Mrs. Krisha Ambani
Director, Communication
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Dear Mr. Mukesh Foundation,

Can you please revert to this email with confirmed payment details for the transaction.

I will take my e-taxophone with me as I make my walk to the local Western Union office of money-sending.

They may or may not seek additional details, but if they do, will you be on hand to provide these at a short moment's notice?

Yours with whale meat,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Good-day: Mr. Rotten Angel

All the payment details information sent to you are all correct.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Hi Mukesh Foundation,

I have arrived at the branch and am at position number two in the queue right now and expect to be serviced within the next ten or fifteen minutes.

It turns out that today is your lucky day. The local branch here is running a promotion for larger money transfers.

They want to gift the sender and receiver something small as a token of appreciation for transfers over €400 or their US Dollar equivalent

The gift offers are to be selected from a choice of the following:

1) a bottle of Blue Nun Rosé wine
2) a Phillips e-cigarette
3) a packet of Covid masks for children with teddy bears printed on them

Which one of these items would you be interested in? I have chosen the bottle of wine. I will certainly enjoy that while I watch Vets in Practice on BBC tonight.

Thank you with prizes,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Good-day: Mr. Rotten Angel

There are no questions, pick up the form on their counter, fill it and submit it to them with the money, if they ask what purpose of you are sending the money, write " family " as you register with us you will belong to the family of helping people across the world.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Dear Mr. Mukesh Foundation,

I have not only reached the top of the queue, I am now being taken into a transfer booth with Mrs. Latimer who will facilitate the transfer.

She has some questions and is preparing the papers for the transfer. She has informed me that the receiver must choose from one of the following gifts:

1) A bottle of Blue Nun Rosé wine
2) A Phillips e-cigarette
3) a packet of Covid masks for children with teddy bears printed on them

Which one of these do you choose? Please revert back as soon as possible!

Thank you,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Hi Mr. Mukesh,

Are you there? We are waiting on a response.

Mrs. Latimer is also asking if you would like a secure transfer of funds.

Please respond quickly!

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Good-day: Mr. Rotten Angel,

Please i have work on my desk i am attending to, kindly send the payment with the details sent to you and send us the slip thank you.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Hi Mr. Mukesh,

Very well. I shall choose a gift on your behalf. Since the masks with the teddy bears are all gone, and I got the last bottle of wine, I will have to choose the e-cigarette on your behalf with a carton of roast potato flavoured vaping fluid.

The transaction is now proceeding as planned. As I had barked earlier, there may be some questions. Brexit and the Covid19 pandemic has certainly thrown some spiders into this sweet loaf of Madeira cake.

With high regards,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Hi Mr. Mukesh,

As I expected (and dreaded) there are some more questions that need to be answered by you, which you can do via email.

I have put down 'family member' as the recipient of these said funds, but Mrs. Latimer is asking how we are related.

Will you be my Uncle? Please respond immediately!

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Good-day: Mr. Matt Finucane

We are sorry we will not respond to any of your nursery email again until we receive the payment slip, for us to proceed for your fund wiring.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Dr. Munkesh,

Please rest assured that we are close to completing the transaction as you have so wished.

I know you despise red tape as much as I do, and I have had to cut through it more than one could wish for in the lifetime of a dog or a cat.

Unfortunately, this question is mandatory and Mrs. Latimer needs to see a response from you as confirmation.

Please respond to this email with the words YES: Uncle.

That's all that is needed. Time is running out. Once this is done, I will have the transaction slip which I can then scan at home.

Be fast!

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

YES YES YES!

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Dr. Mukesh,

Please reply with: YES: Uncle.

Thank you,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

YES!

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Dr Mukesh,

Please revert. I will lose my place and we will be unable to proceed with the transaction!

Please respond to this email with the following:

YES: Uncle

Thank you,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Dr. Mukesh?

Are you there? We have the slip ready to send, but Mrs. Latimer won't budge. I'm trying to sweeten her with some of the wine I just received.

She's behind the office door cursing a blue streak! Can you please respond?

Thanks,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Ok Dr. Mukesh,

I have managed to sweeten the deal and we are very close! Big news!

Mrs. Latimer's colleage, Mrs. Olgivacuum came in the door around 30 minutes ago, so I was able to sweet talk my way into sharing the bottle of wine.

The large queue had been taken care of, so this bought us a little more time. I was able to convince Mrs. Latimer to go ahead with the transaction!

I will go home now via the Beauty District in the commercial precinct and stop off at Sharters Row (I want to get my downstairs biscuits waxed).

Once home, I will scan the slip and send it to you. Can't wait to help these poor souls out. You are such a good person!

Does this fill you with excitement?

Thanks,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Dr Mukesh,

Thank you for your patience in waiting for the Western Union payment slip, which I attach here.

I feel exhilarated that things can now progress to the next stage, and I have the money earmarked for some hyper-charitable projects.

I have started the process of registering a new charitable organisation in the name of Mukesh in your honour. I have decided to call it Dr. Mukesh's Helpful Megacharity and I am now in the process of filing the papers, plus paying the €10,000 registration and sanitation fee.

If you don't mind, I would like to recuperate this from the charitable fund you will send on to me later on today or this week.

Please let me know if there are any problems with the slip. It should be a fairly smooth transfer process and the money should be ready and waiting on your end.

I'm sure my name is like coal dust now down at the local Western Union. Mrs. Latimer will be waking up with some hangover tomorrow! They had to send her home because she was too drunk!

I await your reply like a wolf waiting to eat a ham sandwich.

Yours etc,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 12 Jan 2021

Hi Dr. Mukesh,

I have successfully registered the aforementioned charity Dr Mukesh's Helpful Megacharity with the Irish Charities and Poker Players Board.

The registration fees of €10,000 have been transferred in full. The registration number is MG-101-2232 and the documents will be sent to me in the post.

Alongside that, the website for the said organisation will be updated with further information that will be made public for all to see.

This could take some time given the current Covid19 pandemic, but don't worry about this. We are all set!

I have also set up a special charity bank account (no banking fees for the first 3 days of operation) and have the details for the account.

Would you like for me to send them to you?

With cooked fish,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 13 Jan 2021

Thank you. We are sorry but the number does not work. please complete the tansfer and send a picture of the receipt.

With Regards
Mrs. Krisha Ambani
Director, Communication
Mukesh Ambani Philanthropies

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 13 Jan 2021

Hi Mrs. Mukesh,

I thought I had already sent the transfer slip to you?

As I have sent it before, I shall send it again with patience and kindness.

Could you please return to the shop and check it again? It may not work on the inter-hyperpipe.

You must physically present yourself with a valid form of identification in person.

Mrs. Latimer stated clearly that you are not allowed to use mine!

Yours with a cheeky dash of lemon zest,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Mukesh Foundation
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 13 Jan 2021

please sir stop playing playground games. i had to wait in the shop and they tell me the slip is fake!

i am not here for your jokes please dont contact me again goodbye and thank you for the time wasting!

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: The Mukesh Foundation
• Subject: Re: DETAILS TO SEND THE REGISTRATION FEES
• Date: 13 Jan 2021

Mrs. Mukesh,

Well well well! It looks like your true colours are shining through well and truly!

I mean, really?! After everything we have been through! I can assure you I am as solid as a rock!

Mrs. Bean will be shocked at the news that you are walking away. She could have benefited hugely from this windfall.

I'll tell you what. I understand your frustration with red tape. I want to give you a second chance.

I will give you time to recuperate from this backward step and hope and expect that you move forward and into the light of Jaysus.

Take some time, then lets rekindle our business relationship. I always have a shoulder here for you to cry on.

If only you were my uncle.

Yours in patience,

The Rotten Angel