The Rotten Angel

Mrs. Alice Walton - Part 2

As we have segued into the second part of this story, watch as we play dice with money transfers and continuously slip on the ice...

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 20 Nov 2017

Greetings,

Thank you so much i wish to let you know that i dont know any thing abour legal matters my job and field is banking field so i think we should go direct to the point get the account opening form filled and return and tell me the date and time you will be able to pay the account opening fee so we can moved on from there.

Best Regards,

Mr Robert Cooker

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 20 Nov 2017

Dear Mr Bank Form Man,

Could you please send me the form with which I should fill in my details?

Do this with haste and without delay!

Thank me,

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 20 Nov 2017

Greetings,

Attach you find the account opening form please fill and return,note: there is fee attach to any option you choose which you have to get the fee ready to enable us give you details on are to send the payment via Money gram.

Best Regards

Mr Robert Cooker

Account Application

At this stage, a great sense of joy and confusion was coming over me, so I started slurring my messages. Since I had forgotten Mr. Cooker's name, I simply referred to him as Mr. Banks, since he worked in a bank.

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 20 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

Thank you for sending me these forms and the identification, which is verifiable and thank you for sending it to me.

Might I ask, that if I sent you my details before, then why need I again send them thence?

Are my details as aforesent not sufficient to carry out said transactions and affidavits as such and thence thusly?

Thank you,

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 20 Nov 2017

Greetings,

With all due respect dont you see this is account opening form? which you have to fill and send to us again for proper documentation and you have to also let us know the date and time you will be able to pay the required fee?

Best Regards

Mr Robert Cooker

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 20 Nov 2017

Dear Mr Banks,

Yes I see that this is an account opening form. Might or may I ask. How am I supposed to fill it in if it is on a screen and not printed for me?

I was under the under understanding that the details sent from earlier in this day would be sufficient and by that nature, suffice, but you must not be aware of the Yenterspoogs law we have in Ireland, where an email is sufficient, in that it suffices thence, to agree to a contract.

If I fill this form in, I am under the presumption and so must assume that I will need to print it out. If I do this, how will I send it to you.

Provide a fast response.

Yours in cigars,

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Greetings,

You have to print out the form fill then scan and return and please we will also like to know the date and time you will be making the payment so we can get our account officer details send to you.

Best Regards

Mr Robert Cooker

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

Thank you for your response. If I fill out the form and take ponce a photo of it, would this suffice cats tails?

And regarding the payment, I can make it immediately so we waste no time in delaying this said transaction thence and thus.

Can you please instruct me as to how payment shall be made?

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Registration Date: 05/03/1987
Registration Number: 02106689

Attn: Dear Customer

this is to officially inform you that we are in receipt of your mail and the requested details.

Here is the information to transfer the required fee to our account officer via Money Gram.

This Requires a minimum of $480.00USD Account Officer

Receiver Name: Luis Ryan
Receiver Address: New Delhi
receiver country: India

our account officer is presently in india for our new building proect so all payment must be directed to him Immediately you make the payment do send us the following information for pickup of the funds.

Sender’s Name:
Sender's City:
Sender's State:
Sender's Country:
Reference:
Test Question (If Any)

You will be required to send us a scanned copy of the Money Gram payment confirmation slip via email attachment to enable us verify the payment for further proceeding and also the scan copy of the account opening form sent to you previously after that you shall be getting your account details furnish to you within 24hours to enable you start the transfer of your funds.

We the Management of this Bank is right behind you as long as you follow our bank policies we will give you complete service and best of our security assistance from the Authorities.

Best regards,

Mr.Robert Cooker.

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Dear Br Banks,

Thank you for said transaction action trans details as such ohtsks.

Could you please tell me where I can find a MoneyGram office thank you please?

I need to visit this place with my cash to make the transfer of said monies as outlined.

Ooks,

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Greetings,

If you dont have Money gram closed to you then i think you can find Western Union? please locate any western union office and send the money, if still dont know any then drive out and ask one or two persons where you can locate western union most time its located in mall and shopping complex.

Best Regards,

Mr Robert Cooker

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Groots to Mr Banks,

I will endeavour to find said money transfer service places. In the failure that I do so, would it be possible for me to arrange a bank catsarse wire transfer?

These are more standard than using Western and Eastern Union or even Sears Roebuck Gold Services PTY Limited.

We use the following banking services here thence:

1) Groogs Money Senders and Proprietary Digitals

2) iFartin' B'Splee

3) Central Social Bank

4) Union Pay

5) Trans Union Pay

6) Rhinestone Finances Limited

7) Watermoney Lenders

8) Melon & Garvek PLC

9) Ben Dover & Sons

10) Hugh Jarse Associates.

While I seek the said branch of Moneygram or Western Union, would any of these services suffice to send you the money required?

We have one of each down near the Backscratchers District in my locality - inside the Financial District.

Please get back to me at once.

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Greetings,

Please we do not accept any of this serive please look for Western Union or money gram we only accept those 2 because its located all over the world please look for western union office its located in mall or better still call your bank to ask them if they have such service such as Money gram or Western union?

Best Regards

Mr Robert Cooker

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Dear Mr Banks,

Oh such a shame! My bank is closed today so I will have no luck in finding said services on this day. Perhaps tomorrow.

In the meantime, could you look on the internet for me and find my nearest MoneyGram or Western Union? I would be very grateful.

The internet is slow today so I cannot load my electric map of hot tea.

Please do this for me at once.

Thanks,

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

okay send me your street city postal code so i can look for the one that is closed to you

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Thanks,

Thank you for coming back to me. As I sent before I will send again my address as follows:

Spittersbree Mews 21,
Olakstzitz Hill,
Saint Draculaville,
Ooomsk District,
Dublin D8EE REE,
Federal Micrnoated Ireland.

This is one of the addresses I am currently residing at for the rest of the week with my pet cats, a roasting fire and a bottle of gin.

I tried to tempt Mrs. Alice Watson over for some gin but she didn't bite. Perhaps you could put in a good word for me?

Thank you for your efforts and patience so far.

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

call this agent office number and discribe where you are to them so they can tell you where to go closed to you.

A
Western Union
Dublin 7, Ireland · +353 x xxx xxxx

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Thanks,

Bank you for sending me these details. As it turns out, this is quite close to where I am and near to where I live.

I will go there now in my car and find this place, then initiate the transaction.

I will come back and let you know the further details when the task is completed.

I look forward to seeing the smiles on the faces of the children I am to help with all this money.

You are a man with a heart of gold! If it is ok, I would like to include you to credit you for the good work you are doing for the children.

Is this ok with you?

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Greetings,

Thank you so much for the great work you are doing please let me know once you are done with the payment.

Best Regards,

Mr Robert Cooker

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

I am in the queue in the money transfer house. I am in the correct one!

I am very much looking forward to barking this complete so we can help the children.

If the customer lady at the desk asks me anything I will revert back to you with any questions.

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Greetings,

She will not just tell her you want to send money to a friend in india and gave her the information i sent to you previously, let me state out again.

Receiver name: Luis Ryxx

Receiver Address: New Delhi

Receiver Country: India

Please let me know once you are done with the sending.

Best Regards,

Mr Robert Cooker

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

It is timely and in good time you contacted me. There is a small question she is asking me.

I have given her the details that you just sent to me earlier as I had them parchmented for safekeeping.

She is asking me if you have a number that she says would speed up the transaction.

She wants a KDFFAA number from you.

It is not essential but if you have one then can you send it to me and she said it would make the transfer faster and more secure.

If not, I can proceed without it and still send the money. Could you come back to me this minute?

We are waiting,

The Rotten Angel

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

Can you please come back to me? We are waiting and I will soon have to rejoin the queue!

Please be fast in your replies to me. This is crucial.

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Greetings,

My friend i have not heard of KDFFAA number only give her receiver name and destination she will post it tell her that i dont know what is KDFFAA number

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Hello Mr Banks,

I will do this now. I am one person behind in the queue and will be seen to shortly.

Can you confirm that the amount to be sent through is US$960.00? I want to double-check.

We are very close now. Please be fast!

Thanks,

The Rotten Angel

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

Would you prefer for me to transfer the money in Sterling of English Pound?

Can you please be clear and confirm that the amount is 724GBP as stated in your last email?

Be prompt in your response.

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

please send in any currency you wish the receiver must get it in is currency but please United state dollars is more important

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

Loud and clear. I will send over USDOLLARS $750 to your contact in India.

I expect to be done in ten minutes.

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

okay let me know once you are done

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

This transaction has been completed. I am delighted to announce this.

Please check things on your end and come back to me soon.

Please tell me what you need me to do next.

The children will be delighted! Thank you!!

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Please send me scan copy of the payment receipt and in the receipt you will find where they write MTCN (MONY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER) which is 10 digits please send to me and also your full name please state below.

Your Full name:
Mtcn:
Country:
Amount:

Please send me this details before you send me the scan copy.

Best Regards,

Mr Robert Cooker

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

Of course. I wanted to wait before I sent these details. It is very wet here and I did not want things to get even wetter than they are.

Details are as required thence as follows ooks:

Full name: See this email

Country: You know this already

Amount: USDOLLAR $750

MTCN: 18035 67249

Is this sufficient and sufficient for your needs?

The Rotten Angel

At this stage, I could feel the bills weighing down my wallet. My heart was filled with the hope of a thousand nuns taking a bath on a bright summer Sunday!

As with previous experiences, I was pulled right back down to earth. I was at the final hurdle, and waited with bated breath as to word of my fortune...

  • From: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

My Friend,

Dont tell me you have been playing pranks with me? This is what they are telling me in the shop.

We could not find any records that match the information you provided. Please try again.

if not pranks then please check the number again and check you made any mistake?

Best Regards,

Mr Robert Cooker

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Mr. Robert Cooker
  • Subject: Re: Welcome to Financial Bank Limited
  • Date: 21 Nov 2017

Mr Banks,

I have not been playing any pranks! What is wrong with what I sent you?

Why does this not work? Did you speak with someone?

This is the correct number. What country are you in?

Perhaps it takes time if the money has to be sent so far?

I can assure you I am no joker. I mean business!

Please take this seriously and get to the bottom of this!

I have made many promises to many people.

The Rotten Angel

From The Rotten Angel, November 2017

Want to see if love blossomed atop a pile of money that would make a house look small? Read the third and final part to find out!