• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 01 Mar 2021

Hi

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We are a Website Design & Development company offering services at modest rate.

Our services at glance: -

1) Website development
2) Website designing
3) SEO, PPC, ORM, SMO

To know more you can visit us at - www.xxxyyyzzz.com

Do let me know if you are willing to discuss a possible redesigning/redevelopment of your website or designing new website.

I can send you more details on the packages/action/Portfolio/past work details.

Looking forward to your positive response.

Thanks

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: Mayank Webmeister
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 02 Mar 2021

Hello Mayank,

I wish you a good evening. Forgive my impetuous interruption to the aforementioned and please forgive the cold approach, but I have a need that should be dealt with soon and an acquaintance passed me on your contact details.

I am currently working on something with some pre-graduate students from the Shartington Higher Institute of Technology (final year) and I believe this project they have big potential to tap into a large niche market that has not yet been filled.

Since they are students of ceramic and not electronics, I am in need of a web presence including a website, hence me reaching out to you.

Do you have any room to take on a new project? Perhaps we could discuss over email the scope and aims we are seeking to achieve.

Thank you kindly,

Terence Fishcheese

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 02 Mar 2021

Hey Terence,

Greetings!!

Thanks for your email and we would love to discuss more further on your website requirement.

Or we can connect on a quick call to discuss it? My Whatsapp: +91xxxxxxxxx

We are XYZ Digitech is a Google Certified leading IT company deals in Website development, Mobile App development, Mobile Game development and digital marketing. We have 50+ professional guys working with us in a different division.

We have approx 14 years of experience in the IT industry and developed an approx 1500+ website for different industries.

I would appreciate it if you can share information regarding features to be provided in the project.

If you have any time this week then can we schedule a telephonic meeting to discuss your requirement further? Please share your thoughts.

We are looking for great people to work for a long time as a technology partner. I truly believe that you will not be disappointed to hire me on your project.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon

Regards,

Mayank

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: Mayank Webmeister
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 03 Mar 2021

Hello Mayank,

I heartily return greetings to you in turn and follow up with a light introduction to yours truly (me).

As you know, my name is Terence Fishcheese, a local businessman with a family living on the outskirts of the conurbation of Shartington and Dimbleby - 40 miles from London.

I am also top seat council in the town chamber of commerce as well as being a member and ardent supporter of the Conservative and Unionist Party.

I will now tell you more about the project. Along with the above aforementioned, I am also a business mentor for young students studying in the Shartington Higher Institute of Technology.

Having worked with these bright young minds for the last two years as chair advisor, I have seen them grow immensely and embody the boldness and ingenuity Britain needs today to keep her strong and powerful on the World stage.

I think it's time for Britain to get her mojo back, having lost it under the yoke of EU interference and imperialism for the last fifty years. We have now taken back control!

Before I continue into the minute, could I kindly ask you not to share any information with anyone about this without my express permission first?

This is a potentially world-changing idea that could bring a lot of money into the local area. To confirm you will not share this idea with anyone, please respond to this email with the following:

"Trustkeep: I am trustworthy and will not share any ideas about this with anyone".

You can sign off with your name and a sentence of your own that demonstrates trustworthiness.

I look forward to your reply,

Regards,

Terence

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 03 Mar 2021

Hello Terence,

Thanks for your quick response

I'm trustworthy and will not share your idea with anyone.

Looking forward to hear from your.

Regards,

Mayank

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: Mayank Webmeister
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 03 Mar 2021

Hi Mayank,

Thank you. That's good to hear. Could you please respond with the following line:

"Trustkeep: I am trustworthy and will not share any ideas about this with anyone"

We have some IT software installed that requires this to be in an email. I don't know too much about how all this new-fangled technology works, but Markaire (our resident IT cook) says that it is needed.

Thank you,

Terence

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 03 Mar 2021

Hello Terence,

Trustkeep: I am trustworthy and will not share any ideas abut this with anyone"

Regards, Mayank

• From: TrustBadger Platform
• To: Mayank Webmeister
• Subject: Built trust with TrustBadger!
• Date: 04 Mar 2021

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• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: Mayank Webmeister
• Subject: Built trust with TrustBadger!
• Date: 04 Mar 2021

Hello Mayank,

Thank you for taking care of that for me. I know it's a bit of a pain that slows things down, but the government here are very serious about security and electronic security.

Without further ado, I shall present to you the details of the project that has kept us all as busy as badgers for the last two months working on a product with endless potential.

First, I shall present the problem. A lot of people in the UK are married, and with that can come marital strife.

Recent studies indicate that this is down to the lack of space in most modern houses, which are getting smaller by the day. Whereas in the past, these houses could accommodate two bathrooms, most now only have one.

This is a big problem and a great source of conflict in what would be an otherwise healthy and loving dynamic.

Studies also indicate that people have greater access to a wide variety of exotic foodstuffs that the previous generation did not have, such as bananas, exotic spices, soft drinks, beer and Rosé wine.

While very pleasurable to consume and enjoy, these new food groups present challenges for people because they introduce new symptoms and health concerns surrounding their bowel movements.

The incidence rates of a new condition named BEBS (Bariatric Explosive Bowel Syndrome) are increasing, especially thanks to the rolling lockdowns owing to Covid19.

When questioned by psychologists, most couples have seen more than their share of martial strife because both of them need to use the bathroom at the same time.

The papers I have read are fascinating, and you would be quite surprised that this happens quite often, but it does!

So now that we identified a problem, myself and the students I mentor were able to come up with a brilliant solution to the problem.

We have created something we call the Tandem Toilet. This is not like any regular toilet, but one that allows two people to use it at once.

Through some very clever engineering tricks, we have been able to produce something that takes up a little more room than a regular single toilet, while at the same time consuming 25% of the water of a classic British Bogwart bowl.

When interviewing married couples in a survey, most of them indicated that they would be very willing to participate in trials, which took place over the space of six months.

They reported that their in-house strife had reduces significantly, and intimacy rose to frequencies in the double-digits over a three month period.

So, with all that said, we are confident we have hit a niche in the market for a product we strongly believe could help a lot of people, not only locally but all across the world.

Where you come in is the website, which we would need in English only for local markets. Following on from that, we would need to serve European markets so localisation would be needed there.

The website would start out as a simple landing page to attract more investors and could include a product brochure for fitters and plumbers.

We would then increase this to promote the product to property developers all over Europe and then further beyond. The time frame for all of this is three years.

I would need a web designer and marketing expert to help us spread the word of our product on the internet, with social memes and jokes to attract attention.

What are your thoughts on the above?

Thank you Mayank,

Terence

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 04 Mar 2021

Hello Terence,

Thanks for your email along with complete idea

we would love to design and develop a website for your idea and post promote it over the google as well as social media accounts.

In short to give you complete assistance from website development to promotion activities to bring good foot fall of customers .

Regards,

Mayank

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 04 Mar 2021

Hello Terrence,

on behalf of below chain email I'm following up with you.

Please let me know when we can connect on a quick call to discuss more further on your website and digital marketing services?

we are currently offering discounts on our services let me know asap so that you can get benefit on this discounted cost.

Looking forward to hear from you soon

Thanks,

Mayank

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: Mayank Webmeister
• Subject: Built trust with TrustBadger!
• Date: 05 Mar 2021

Hello Mayank,

Happy International Monday Morning Women's Day to you!

Unfortunately, due to the pandemic, phone calls are forbidden.

The cellular airwaves need to be kept free for medical personnel to be able to communicate effectively, and a man in my position must set an example by placing my phone in a drawer of sacrifice.

I hope that for now, email will be a sufficient modal of communication for us.

With that said, we came up with a brilliant idea over the weekend.

The local councils within Oxfordshire have taken delivery of a series of intercity buses that are powered by, would you believe it, human faeces.

They have devised a marketing campaign to encourage people to go by bus and to donate samples of their faeces in order to power these buses.

Yesterday at the disused fairground, we opened a few burger stands and provided free burgers to patrons with some light entertainment from Roy Bastow, the town's most revered violinist.

People were given the option to donate their faeces to power these city buses and the turnout was a complete success.

This got me on to my next idea, that being the idea that people could have the tandem toilet installed in their house for a reduced fee in exchange for having a pipe fitted that would direct their faeces directly to their nearest bus depot.

Imagine being able to maintain a fleet of efficient buses and never having to pay another penny for diesel fuel. It's good for the planet and good for our pockets!

Is this something you could help us with? I would like to be able to gauge interest from the local population as to whether they would be interested in donating their faeces.

Thank you,

Terence

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 05 Mar 2021

Hey Terence,

Okay, we can do that at a cost of USD 800 only.

Timeline : 12 working days

Regards,

Mayank

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: Mayank Webmeister
• Subject: Built trust with TrustBadger!
• Date: 05 Mar 2021

Hi Mayank,

Thank you for that. I’ll bring this to the board meeting next Wednesday week and they will come to a decision within two weeks regarding how we should proceed.

What are your thoughts on the tandem toilet?

Thank you,

Terence

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 05 Mar 2021

Hey Terence

okay, and yes idea is extremely good and it will bring new trend in European market and in future world.

I'll wait for your response on this project to get start.

Regards,

Mayank

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 12 Mar 2021

Hi Terence,

Greetings!

On behalf of below trail email I'm following up with you.

Please let me know your input so that we can move ahead on next step.

Thanks,

Mayank

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: Mayank Webmeister
• Subject: Built trust with TrustBadger!
• Date: 13 Mar 2021

Hello Mayank,

Thank you for the follow up. We shall be holding a baked potato meeting tomorrow to discuss funding for this project.

It was meant to happen last week but it was delayed because the controller went on a week-long bender to a local holiday camp.

He was arrested for belching loudly at staff members and generally making a nuisance of himself.

He managed to power up one of the Earth movers and he pushed a sewer tank into the swimming pool.

He then commandeered a pedal boat, stripped naked and powered around the lake, startling people by insisting he was Horatio Nelson, followed on by telling the police he was Frankenstein’s creation.

It took a battalion of police officers to bring him down and he was kept in the drunk tank for three days to recover.

His ministerial immunity will excuse him from a custodial sentence or a fine, but he must submit to sobriety tests twice a day and see an appointed counsellor.

We hope he will be back to himself soon. The meeting will go ahead tomorrow and hopefully we will have an answer for you then. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

How is business for you otherwise?

Thanks,

Terence

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 13 Mar 2021

Hi Terence,

Greetings!!

Thanks for your detailed email

Okay, we will wait for your response this coming week.

Our business going well slow due to covid in last 2 months but now everything is back on track so now all well.

Thanks,

Mayank

• From: Terence Fishcheese
• To: Mayank Webmeister
• Subject: Built trust with TrustBadger!
• Date: 13 Mar 2021

Thank you Mayank,

That’s good to hear. I must warn you that we do have a tight budget and Torarsk Krill, a rival bidder for funds, has come up with an idea of pure fantasy, but this one has the controller’s attention.

He wishes to requisition the funds to create a circle of statues of Horatio Nelson and place one on each street corner, as a reminder to people of the sacrifices he made while at sea defending England.

Each statue would be no more than one meter tall, and would be made from weather proof wood and glass.

This is a pure fantasy in my mind, but we cannot discount the collective nationalistic fervour thanks to Brexit.

I hope your business stays afloat and weathers the storm.

Check on Wolfie out in the back garden. I can hear her barking. Maybe she needs to be fed.

What are you?

Terence

• From: Mayank Webmeister
• To: Terence Fishcheese
• Subject: Web Design and Development Services!
• Date: 14 Mar 2021

Ok Terence,

Please let me know once you get approval on this project budget.

Thanks,

Mayank