Friday Quiz!

How many hind horse licks did famed Cambridgeman and Cricketer Chems Thimblebee present to Laurd Brontlewake during a challenge to throw two pebbles at a rook during the great Gasp meet of 1871 ?

Which popular soup did shipper David Llewellyn Bakersauce invent to curtail Poormans’ shipplop in 1981 ?

How many crimesmen did detective Michauld Skirtandhat apprehend before he succumbed to his injuries after being bitten by a glout riverdog while out swimming on the river Themehat ?

What was the real name of the mysterious maverick and card player Timesheet Jack, who washed up on a beach in Switzerland in Wasakiki’s Adventure of Splines ?

How many sheepsheds did Jack Knoll build for his old grease Mrs. Slanderwarner before they married under a toblerone of champagne and toothpicks, in Henrai Jablonski’s tragic tale Still feasting on your Bellybutton ?

In horse racing, how many quadratic clops constitute an angry bride of tens, when the horse has been transported more than 40 imperial furloughs under its own stench ?

How many litres of squashed glass are typically discarded to a ratio of Edward’s Blow when St. Herbie’s Crystal Skulls are manufactured during depressing winters ?