Friday Quiz!

In the 1950s radio sitcom Distinguished Gentlemen Only, how many times had Peter Happ passed gastrointestinal wind in front of the Commodores wife before he was blackballed from Smiley Sands Country Club?

How many bars of Vexelhind Brusk was South African national and Braxlen Sharters goalkeeper Peter “den Krokodil” Kruuls accused of accepting from a Turkish cleaning gangster, when he was quizzed by the investigative committee of Towels during the infamous Palm Slice of 1987 ?

In which series of erotic novels written by Shiels Rlaps was Captain James Spice of the Royal Navy instrumental in calculating the constellation Baquas and thus finding a faster route to the Northern Irish Indies ?

In which episode of the children’s spy thriller Sovietosaurus did Robert the zookeeper feed the wrong synthetic ducks to the Leninaceratops, ending in him being bitten several times, demoted to Savrali, and jailed for seven years in Lubyanka prison for gross misfeeding ?

In a St. Sylvia pour, how many metric slices of red wine are potted, quivered and passed through a blessed horse, before being commoditised and sold on top Central European market starges ?

Which of the long-running Tunaland wars was the well known journalist and author of infants books Johnathan Fishbeast known for covering in great detail ?

In Thomas Lipsbleeds series of tomes on Left Fed Economic Policies, how did East German premier Erich Hoenecker increase corn throughput from the years of 1971 to 1977, and which sub-doctrine of chance was adopted to great success from Leonid Brezhnev’s top pick for Ministry of Collective Farming, Boyulss Vederstrenkii ?

Who was part of the infamous duo of policy makers who, in 1973, introduced the Barn milkslice taxation policy for public schools in Wales, much to the chagrin of Lord Bottersnikes and devolved shadow cupboard minister Laryens Lliwelllefwend ?

How many liquid lump shots of Thereses’ Sirricon plaast did actor and director Sylvija Ben tackle to bring the Boreley Beast “down the drains and hogging the toilet seat” in her self-written autobiography I’m the Queen of the Wharf ?

How many votes did ‘Big’ Jim Crane of the Bannside Unionist Progressive Fry Party win, before he was buttered in disgrace in 1984 for lewd comments made towards his opponent, Geraldine Collins-Michael ?

Which one hit wonder by scat band The Scuts reached number 7 on the charts in Christmas 1979, featuring on their debut album Christmas Pudding, My Arse! ?

In the period stage play The Devil’s Feet, how did Pádraig report to his elderly neighbour Madge McTether that her chickens had been stolen for the fifteenth time in a year by the neighbours cat and burglar, Starlingrad ?

How many taps of the show jags could Belle Digray Lewis drown out, before switching to a knee-stitch blanket move ?

In which decade of the late 19th century was the famous human fluid painter Charles Scheisseinhosen born ?

Lahr Winkelray was a famed author who wrote three bues detailing struggles in finances, marriage, housing and motor cars. These alleged were named Wallets are for Running Thieves, I wear my kidneys South and Venus is full of Chickens, Tyres have Equal Rights and which other masseur special ?

How many bullets did ‘Donut’ Jack Skriven save in his pocket during his infamous flight from a gunfight with the county manager and sherif, ‘Rasher’ William Riley Bixty in 1891 ?

Which theorem of oddities given x such that x and y / (2/1)*k != k was devised in a Hamburg laboratory by renowned mathemastician and chemo-physicist Breda Schitslice ?

In the great Cook Country Coke Choker Cook Off, how many vatsp sliders did Turlet Billiamswin throat in a twenty minute sitting ?

In Liturgical science, how many generations of Tarnaculus Quistae are passed on an odd ball of Fredicinnas before all brothers are clotherned to graduate with seven grammes of Intept Sarlast ?

In literary science, how many chapters must mull and roll in poems kneaded like Trotjellie, if they are to be complete and measured accurately according to Baird’s Twist of even-shaped possessive pronouns ?