Friday Quiz!

In veterinary science, which garment is best used when expressing the anal glands of a two-nosed griffincat?

How many hat-trick tries did Mailuth Kavatatatash score in the blow-defying windmatch, which would ensure his team went on to win the Shipmam Cup ?

Who was the second cardinal of the Holy City of Colandareeha when Prosificus Glandulario Trosk was elected as Spiritual Mesk Einz?

In the famous two page novel Butter Me!, who was Claudine caught defrosting and eating jars of froth in the cupboard with ?

In Hoziers Hose, how far did the mice have to run before winning a prized cat made from the Cheese of Dhogsarsis?

How long are all of the Earths’ subterranean, terranean, overterranean and skyterranean rivers when combined into a Klakskik Hklavvikkle.

How many units of Bermheime Bows does it normally take to poison a two-legged Sappropine elephantine dogsneech?

“A clash of two hooves and they could kick a seeing star” is a humorous and oft-quoted quip aimed at the Duke Evandro Yattersfeld, but who was the plucky young cat jockey who delivered it to television audiences in 1979 ?