Friday Quiz!

The Bogrot Broke Laeticias were a Religious order of unpossessed uncorrupted penitent seterines who would punish themselves to achieve mega penance by chewing on stones, washing their hair in piglard and which other third affliction of puris antedelicticae?

Pam Ham was a cupboard mule who took calls “sat sideways drinking champagne clapped” as she was described by her husband, kitchen cabinet Jerrold Spauss. In which famous household kickfight were they quoted as saying bleeding penguins before being led away for a night in the quiet hottank?

How many sArt shows has hSerchwiid hWindeebaast visited in 1973 before being apprehended by Interpol and charged with the theft of the great hClassic Matlen Mbory ?

How many forces loyal to Trotartis Marras Bvaschnieja conceded during the battle of Trittfalgarse that the Point Ørss Vēcj was auperiour to the Grand Eggschatsch, assuming estimates closest to the Prince of Wales ?

Which early 19th century derivative of Bartneriusz’ Clongartered Bassoon was said to be so instrumental in its own self beauty, it drove all brush crapdoves from the trees of Utrecht and left the population “naked as their birth and rolling around each other in layers of olive oil” according to an excerpt from the journal of Schmid Larateious ?

How many minted Varches was Magharas ‘Turlough’ fined, when a group of passing snakes and donkeys caught her drinking honey in accordance with chapter three of Beledras’ convex 1863 interpt “The Tea in my East India” ?

Which olden day tale of loss and computer memory loss in particular was Grisfawst the Bastrad guilty of seeping with a careless glass of boiled tea in the 1982 school comedy-sketch Your School Bag is Grey and Nobody Likes You ?

The great warrior and legend Richard Boilfishslice was adept with the wooden sphere, the praugloed bulxkst, the viddert blask and which other minstrel sweet made from the carved tautsch of a bliddernd’ vaxspeegs ?