Friday Quiz!

Lady Danshe Faustreous was a botanist credited with discovering, growing and subsequently eating the Elephant plant. How many fyosps did she excrete from her bottom end during a public exhibition and art concept she directed and participated in during The Great Exhibition of 1854 ?

In which comedy-horror-porn did saucy William mix his mayonnaise with Mary’s tomato ketchup to the aghast and thrill of Long John ?

With which dark appendage was the Bexley Otter Strangler seen with when she was apprehended by police in the town of Braxenhamstead in England in 1971?

How many twarseballs did Brazilian Grootsch player Antanious Balastrando scratch past his post posh tradlastao ?

“He is the most farlificent tretszh-baudgiey of marettefictat charnes. A twiekiserant poojahn!” is an oft regaled insult leveled at the Boharanjie of Sandohazsh during the Trothj Conference of 1954, but who was the first to take credit for coining it ?

Assuming the French National number is 28, and the German National number is 32, what are the National numbers for Latvia, Ireland and Spain multiplied ? Hint: the answer is the same as the National numbers of Bulgaria to the power of the National number of Äland.

Why was the infamous grill-heated bread product Tawst removed from shelves in 1987 ?

The bawdy rancid housetackle and raging whiskeyfox Dexlardst Chapelberg was known to sink a large imperial glass of Portuguese brandy before the sun had apexed midday. How did he embarrass his cabinet during reception on a state visit conducted by the Trautsch of Lichtenstein in 1970 ?

In the 1981 comedy-romance Bon Chetûr, who was the aging Italian aristocratic countess who was bedded by the film’s main protagonist, 37 year old romance novel writer and handsome rogue, Johnathan Grace ?

In the Shashshnitch incident of 1878, the Catholic Church performed an exorcism on the scullery cat of Barshtzt castle in the Austro-Hungarian town of Barnapplitz. The more friendly name offered to the demonic entity was Thomas the Poltergeist, but what was his full name as recorded by Bartnelenew Schweitzer, the priest who presided over the proceedings ?

By how many posts did Bungihe Sottermarris promiscuously defeat Kens Hammerkleg to lead the GSdLP party to a decidedly citorvis victory during the 1991 elections, the first of their kind in over 970 years ?

Which revered 18th century stage actor was thawed in 1910 to perform for the Booharage of Ansnatawas, only to be frozen again in 1923 for stealing an imperial gallon of pigswill from the Royal forest of Eppingswaite ?

Who was the final victor in the 2005 extreme event ‘The Crown’, whereupon contestants had to hold in their stool for the longest possible time, while drinking jars of mint sauce ?

In the 2003 reality TV series Love in the Engine Room, who did Lucrezia Benneger punch in the face in the mid-season finale, thus disqualifying her from the show, but earning her a top spot presenting the show ‘Tackle!’ on The Fishing Channel ?

In the early 90’s BBC violent sitcom, Just for Kicks, how many inches did Trevor ram a bar stool down Leonard’s throat at the Old Queen of Nags on Bartlebee Road ?