Friday Quiz!

The mean Portiuous Tronz was the key almsfetter of the city of Prientz, but what was she better known for, in Terry Whakcillie’s series of summer short stories Candles on my Balcony ?

Who wrote the spy thriller The Pilchard’s Knee, a story about a heist to redirect a train full of fish across the Tchaihaoist border to the Null’s of Harbakulus ?

In the romantic comedy Sundrive Toes, how did Sophiest crash her bicycle into Bradiedsts Vexlan Pooscht ?

In theological mathematics, on which “greasy Sunday” is it more acceptable to substitute the Clarradist number of c such that the equation of (xxcx) + 1 is true and ratified by the Parpist Thasdtical Kuulust baungie?

The Snooge Pytherious was a bue of short sands describing asprixious danannus for Seeged Orticules of Vlinsp. How many vagus-gruu did it cover on a set of three-seven klast?

In the old Guinness diaries, how many vasp’s of fish compound were needed ground to complement a staurge (4 imperial pints) for a full bodied estro-fedidious pour?

Tomaeuis Trarks Spalando created a new foot-band called the Televin Monvae Structured Doinks. What was the electric-acoustic fader he played ?

In which year was the famous painting “Denczeclacasz’ Mother” by Vez Hdemsteik showcased at the Longyearbaven Art Fetch ?

Who was the famed adventurer and prolific author who wrote the 19th century bue Klootscht und Jyast, a filler dee of two parple bulls who must breed before being overrun by the Tschoogld’ armies of Saige?

The film adaptation of the famous fish song The Angels have fallen and theyv’ nicked me tii starred Jallus Dunch, Poolart Twig and which other synthesized home port celebroid vee ?

If handing a Twask in the printed board game You Twonk!, how many times do you need to figuratively boil the kettle on a red throw of six before your competitors smell a drugged rat of hives ?

During the Fearavit of Vleest near the town of Groningen in the Netherlands, how many sugar sticks melted must one produce to inherit the crown of Vlaastens?

How many scovities on the Ahlstraden scale was the worst smelling faeces, produced by “smelly” Jackquard Holmes, (a First World War veteran and fish keeper) measured at ?

In Soviet Spionology, which sub-directive of XH-79 (pre-praritaen) was set up by Segnek Bzheirszht (hh-19) in preparation for the investigation of the misappropriation of fennel tea on the Black Sea resort of Krasnodar in 1974 ?

Tawdrick’s Attention Span was a scientific contest assissiautied upon the Plaiaibs Borlastvič in which town of Szimole, Slovakia in 1993 ?

Which ‘serious’ wedding cake of cruelty was set alight as part of the final night of the festivities Akkordst, according to the burnt Tammulls of Vaesk ?

Which seaside rivieran town featured in The Plans Seek?, a play of seven words written by Keenan Vjœrsr ?

In the ahls of Vaygahan Tonce, which partial epic shares a perilous journey across the Mounts Asper Gers to fedile of trooks with the light sword of cries ?

In Belgian Royal circles, who did the Bersenége of Vvvlzym marry in order to attress to the role the Baungie of Ghwerhp ?

In Sauberty’s Whisks, where did John roll the donkey up in a spelt Persian rug in order to settle a bet with Digger Louie, in the revered stage television production twinned with Red Fomeys ?