• From: Cindy Chao
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Hello My Dear
• Date: 23 Dec 2020

Hello My Dear,

I am Mrs. Cindy Esther Chao the wife of late Mr. Richard Chao. I am a Indonesian American Citizen my husband worked with the Brunei Shell Petroleum Co Sdn Bhd (BSP) for twenty years before he died in the year 2010.

Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home. When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of $5.2 million in a safe place which I will tell you later.

The management just wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to sign for the release of this fund or rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf if I can not come over.

Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. My doctor have told me that I have only a few months to live.

It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations, Because my husband relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.

Please, I'm seeking for any honest person who will get the Funds. And use this money to fund the poor, orphanages, widows and charity organizations.

I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and I don't want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by his greedy relatives.

I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going if i die.

Due to the state of my health. I can not communicate by phone because my illness have affected my throat. I prefer to communicate by email.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact details of my family lawyer who is conversant with the unclaimed funds and my presents situation.

Above all, the transfer will follow the normal protocol of funds transfer,backed up with its papers so that you will not encounter any difficulties/problem with your Federal Monetary Control authorities.

Contact me with my private email ( cindyychao-xxxxx@gmail.com ).

Thanks,

Yours Truly, Mrs. Cindy Esther Chao.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 23 Dec 2020

Hello, Dear Cindy,

Firstly, let me wish you good health and wishes and indeed thank you profusely for putting your good conscionable trust in me.

I felt tears welling up in my eye when I read of your unfortunate plight and the challenges you are having with your relatives, who would no doubt prefer the warmth of the heated leather seat of a fast motorcar or an expensive scarf made from deceased robins over the genuine warmth of a loving hug from a person so good as yourself.

Since you have introduced yourself to me, allow me to introduce myself to you. I am a man advanced in his years but not so much as to be confined. I still like to get out for long walks with my pet bobcat, Terencia.

These walks give me time to collect and heal from the World's trials and tribulations, and Terencia especially loves long walks on a wet beach, picking mushrooms from the side of a hill and chasing wayward foxes back into their dens.

We have a perfect symbiotic relationship. She gives me company and keeps the seagulls away. When she curls up into a ball, she looks like a creature heaven sent just for me.

I am a man of success but of modest needs and means. I am glad your letter found me, because I am as sturdy as an ironclad ship and as honest as a milestone. Before I retired, I was in the business of pardoning various fowl for special occasions.

My other less important businesses included publicanism, religion, cars, staves and the sale of several roast dangleberries to a willing community at the side of several well travelled roads.

Since I am a man of no needs, the money you would send to me would be spent in a caring an honest way - disseminated to various charities I hold close to my heart.

Of course, you would get first dibs on who those would be, but if I may suggest boldly, we could use the money to try to preserve the endangered honey-bat.

These fascinating creatures are on the brink of extinction thanks to the construction of two large, protruding and invasive chimneys built near the nappy plant.

When they fly, they fill the air with a sweet musk that could only be described as something between a bottle of aged vinegar and an orchard filled with fresh apples. A delight!

Please take this message as my full consent for you to send on my details to your lawyer so we may proceed with the proceedings.

I wish upon you improving health by the grace of the Lord Dermoteitis.

Yours etc,

The Rotten Angel

• From: Cindy Chao
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Dear Friend,

Thank you for replying my message, I appreciate very much and i promise you that you will not regret this day as long as your heart is pure and sincere.

I know that you must be skeptical about this and i need you to know that God has directed me to trust you and make you my next of kin.

I have lived a life of affluence but I am yet to find true happiness because I was not able to achieve these things that I loved most.

Helping orphans is my priority because of the death of my son at birth and the abundance of suffering all around the globe.

I want to give up the fund for charity. I inherited the fund from my late husband. He willed the fund to me before he passed away.

Like I told you earlier, I have severe case of cancer and the doctor said that I will not be able to survive the illness looking at the extent of damage it has done to my body system.

My illness was not discovered on time because of carelessness or rather how it was meant to be. I will be very glad If you stand and accept this offer to be my next of kin.

You have to assure and promise me that 60% of the Fund will be donated to any Charity organization. You can use 40% to help yourself and invest in any profitable business that can bring annual income that will enable you to help the charity annually.

I do not have more than two months to leave on this earth and this is my last wish. If you will honor my wish then my soul will be at peace when I finally depart from this world.

I really thank the God almighty for making me to see the sky of today. Be informed that at this time I am not using any telephone but we can only communicate by email so that I will contact were the money was deposited and send to them your details so that the fund will be released to you.

I will Contacted My Attorney and inform him of my intentions to make you my next of Kin. My Attorney will be representing me in this matter. My attorney is ready to swear Affidavit and Change of Ownership Certificate to make you my legitimate next of kin to the said amount.

I need to confirm your willingness, readiness and commitment, I will be undergoing a critical surgery by next week and i don't know if i will make it. I want to sign and make you my rightful next of kin before the surgery.

I want to hasten and introduce you to my Attorney.

Since you are willing to help in this situation. I will appreciate if you send me the below details so that I will contact my Attorney to inform them that you are my appointed next of Kin and I will instruct them to release the fund to you.

Send to me your information as I stated below:

YOUR FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:
YOUR IDENTIFICATION CARD OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT.

I need you to assure and promise me that you will use this Money according to my wishes. As soon as I receive all this information from you I shall forward all your details to Attorney and were the fund was deposited.

Once i get a response from you then i will give you the contact details of my Attorney to open communication with him my Attorney will render you every legal service.

May God bless you as you help me to fulfill my obligations.

Waiting for your reply.

Yours in faithfully, Mrs. Cindy Esther Chao.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

O Cindy,

It saddens me at an increasing unsteady pace that you are suffering so as you have described. I shake a stone fist at the World in awe that good people like yourself must suffer the hardiest of fates.

I stand with you and salute your bravery during these trying, cold and wet times.

I firmly believe there is light at the end of the tunnel and that the Heaven described in the Holy Books of Gods Guidance are true.

I read that the sheets are whiter whan white as they drape sofas, and that these could be a magnitude more comfortable than our mere earthlies we have here.

I am fully erect and stand to your attention, thanking you thusly for making yours entirely clear. I am a man who knows what he wants and knows what he sees. I see you, Cindy.

I may or may not have told you, but I am also a widower. My dear wife who was as solid as a trap pony passed away four years ago. She was very fond of mushroom soup you see, and was found in a vat of it at the local mushroom soup factory.

Those were tough times for me, but my pet bobcat Terencia has eased me through the darker times.

Your emails have touched me and lifted my lonely spirits. Cindy, if I may be bold (I always am), I would like to propose that you and I get married. I believe that this will make the whole business transaction smoother.

I am a kind man and wall. I could care for you as I have cared for others. I have a heart made from a kettle-bell and it beats as strong as the wind blowing across the sea.

Once the said fund has been recieved, I shall invest it wholly in charity and run the said charity solely by myself. I have a generous pension that was garnered in a bet, whereupon I put my money the winning chicken some years back.

On foot of this, the bank bequeathed upon me a house and a lifetime pension to be used until I pass, whereupon the house and all contents shall be donated to St. Bernards Chicken Fighting Club.

I will name this charity St. Cindy Chao's Donatory for Those in Need and Those Who Really Are in Need.

Given haste, I shall forward you on the details as requested as follows:

Full name: The Rotten Angel
Home address: 18 Beach Rotters, Liars Boulevard, Katliffe, D116 X661 XXXIE.
Private telephone number: +901 3383 69697 12
Occupation: Retired findswill and chicken umpire

I hope these details sufficient for your lawyer and as such, proceedings can proceed with immediate haste and expediency.

Think about marrying me,

The Rotten Angel

• From: Cindy Chao
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Dear Rotten Angel,

Thank you for your quick response. It show that you have been destined to be great and I implore you to be as honest as possible in this dealing as the spirit of my late husband will be with you always and Almighty God will also bless you if you will use the money wisely to help the charity.

The Inheritance process will require strict confidentiality that is why I can not do it with my dubious relatives or friends because I do not want anybody close me to be aware.

My family Attorney who lives in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, will represent you and he will also stand for me and you in our favor, I told him about you and he is going to work and render all legal service to you I have appointed you as my next of kin and beneficiary of the fund of $5.2 Million United States Dollars Only .

Kindly contact my lawyer with the below information:

Attorney : Barrister Abudu Huda Albora
Private Email: barrister.law.firm.xxx@gmail.com
Telephone: +601xxxxxx34

You are implored to use this funds for the less-privileged, widows, and orphans, destitute and indigent persons in the society. Please do your best to see that my wish is fulfilled.

Contact my Attorney immediately so that he can start preparing all documentation from the High Court of Justice in Kuala Lumpur to certain that i have appointed you as my rightful beneficiary to the Fund.

I await your swift response and update regarding to your communication with the Attorney.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Cindy Esther Chao.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Dearest Cindy of Cindies,

Thank you for your promptness in responding to me. I am a man who likes this. It shows that you are capable, sincere and dedicated - like an orange peel.

I believe in sincerity and deal with those who exude it from their spiritual orifices. I can see it and I can see you in your honest words.

Did you give any consideration to the proposal I put forth in my last communiqué with you? I think we would be very good together.

I must put forward to you that this series of communication we have is being kept strictly secret. My lips are sealed like those of a tire around the wheelbase of the most reliable heavy goods vehicles. My resolve is like that of the finest tire sealants.

I will reach out to your personally appointed and passed attorney of law in Malaysia. This is a very beautiful and sturdy country and fills me with joy and confidence.

I shall see your wish is fulfil to the fullest and will undertake to expend my energies in achieving these thusly.

Before I part, I would like to extend my love to you and wish you luck in your various surgeries. May good health land upon you like a grand piano being pushed out of the top floor window of a tall building.

I might also suggest a remedy for you to heal your throat. When I was working in the saw mills as a boy, my throat would be like that of the puckered anus of an armadillo in the desert.

I would mix a concoction of tabasco sauce, caster sugar, vodka and cinnamon and leave these to simmer in a pot over the space of a couple of hours. After this, I would let it cool and then crack two large raw duck eggs into it.

The mixture would then be lightly beaten, drizzled in curry powder and downed with conviction. After a loud burp, I would be back to my whole self again. I can guarantee that it works beautifully.

Will you marry me?

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Barrister Abudu Huda Albora
• Subject: Re: Mrs Cindy Esther Chao
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Dear Barrister Abudu Huda Albora,

Please allow me to introduce myself thence as The Rotten Angel, retired and owner of one bobcat named Terencia.

I come to you upon the strict and confident instruction from one Cindy Esther Chao as requested by her, with the purpose of inseminating and disseminating a fund totalling US$5.2 million dollars.

This aforementioned fund is to be transferred to my custody and plated vaults, whereupon I shall distribute it as per the wishes of the aforementioned Cindy Esther Chao.

It shall be wholly used for the benefit of the young, hungry, needy, bored and cold. Given I am a man retired and experienced with free time, I have resolved to set up a charity in the name of the aforementioned Cindy of Cindies.

Her resolve and generosity knows no bounds, and as we work together, I am proud to help her in fulfilling her final wish.

Let us be expedient about this and take things further. Please tell me what you need from me at this point and I shall endeavour to procure said items.

Yours sincerely and erect,

The Rotten Angel

• From: Cindy Chao
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Hello My Dear,

I am so much happy with your proposal on we getting married it is fantastic, i will ask you again to know that am very sick and was admitted in a cancer hospitals here in Florida USA.

So how can that be possible now that am so sick that you wants to get married with me and how do we meet at this sick moment?

I really appreciate but I don't think it can be possible, so I will advise you not to worry about just only focus on the inheritance fund which I have already chosen you to be my next of kin which i already instructed my family lawyer to make sure all legal documents is been secured on your name as my next of kin and original beneficiary of the fund.

So as a mater of fact just make sure you follow all the instruction of my family lawyer to enable you receive the fund worth of $5.2 million.

My primary concern is for you to use the funds as my heart wants on Charity foundation to help the poor around the world and after many prayers holy spirit directed me to you that you will be the right person to carry out the good work of Almighty Creator, so please do not fail me as I know that I do not have much time to spend here more on earth because my present health condition nowdays.

I wish hearing from you soonest and you to inform me if you have contacted my family lawyer.

Remain blessed in God. Yours

Mrs Cindy Esther Chao.

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Oh Cindy of Cindies,

Thank you for coming back to me and let me apologise for the length of time it has taken me to come back in kind, for I was taking bobcat Terencia down to the carwash.

She is quite a little rhubarb! She was rolling around in flaked fox manure - not a pleasant smell as you can imagine!

I must inform you that I have contacted the lawyer as you instructed and I am waiting on his prompt reply.

He has not yet returned to me, so perhaps if you have the energy you could light a fire under his chestnuts and get him to reapprompt himself. I would be ever so grateful for the sake of expediency.

I must also inform you that I filed the papers to register a charity in your name in my home countries.

I have the ten thousand pounds ready to donate, so as to start helping those in dire need. I have registered the said charity in your name. You are such a good and kind person.

I have been given the strength of all Gods who have roamed the Earth and celestial heavens. You have given me strength Cindy.

You were also asking for a valid address. I understand that my current country has a complicated address system, so perhaps we could use one from another country.

My relations with those of the cloth over the years has put me on good bread, so I have residences I can call my own dotted throughout Western Europe.

Given the bet I won some years back, I was able to invest successfully in markets across Europe and secure residences there. I have those aforementioned in Germany, The Netherlands, France, Scotland and Spain.

If you could please advise which one for this purpose would be of benefit to you, please tell me.

I would also like for you to reconsider joining me in holy matrimony. This, I believe, will make our dealings more efficient.

I know of a website (marriages-online-to-rich-overseas-people.net I think it is) that deals with marrying old men and women getting married in different countries. I could take care of the fees if you so wish.

What do you say?

By the grace of God and Claudiosink,

The Rotten Angel

• From: Cindy Chao
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Dear Friend,

As matter of urgency your advise to send to me your current address of the current country which you are living now and your valid Identification Card or your International Passport before i can now instruct my family lawyer to proceed with you.

Send to me your information as I stated below:

VALIDE HOME ADDRESS:

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Hi Friend,

Are we calling each other that now? I would prefer if you called me love.

The further we type, the harder I fall. In love. With you.

I shall furnish you with a comfortable address as follows:

St Nescol's College of Ears, Fraserburgh Campus, Henderson Rd, Fraserburgh AB43 9GA, Scotland.

I am currently living on campus here with my friend Doug the caretaker. I decided that I needed to leave the house and take a break.

A change of scene is what I needed given the current virulent spores travelling around. Being in the big city worried me.

Unfortunately for me, and others, I must remain here until I am vaccinated with three flavours of a concoction before it is safe to travel again.

The restrictions here have really taken a cat's bite out of my mojo. If you address anything, please do so to Doug Scrapper at the above address. It will reach me and he is an old friend I can trust.

We met when he was picking conkers from the side of the road all the way back in 1963. We have been inseparable ever since, and the campus teahouse we live in actually belongs to me.

Will you consider marrying me?

Thanks,

The Rotten Angel

• From: Cindy Chao
• To: The Rotten Angel
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Dear Rotten Angel,

I do not ask your friend's address what i need from you is your address where you are living because the number you gave me is Turkey, so i need your address in Turkey.

So can be sure of whom am handing over my funds to control and your international passport or Identification photo Card.

Cindy

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Hi Cindy of Cindies,

Thank you. This is actually my address as it is a residence in my home. I allow Doug to live here because he is good at keeping the place clean.

He does not have parties and he never blocks the toilet with large and mucky payloads like my last tenant did.

As for my phone number, I have decided to keep this one since I can use it internationally without incurring extra costs. It also has the benefit of allowing me to screen calls, so I must approve the number first or it won’t work for those trying to call me, to arrange a blind date or sell me a new toilet, for instance.

I can assure you that you can fully trust me. I am having my identification formulated as we speak, a process that is time heavy and taxing in itself.

Will you consider marrying me ?

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Hi Cindy,

I would like to hypnotise you with a poem. Poetry always helps to heal all sicknesses and is more effective than an orgasm after eating salmon paste and drinking champagne.

Lurt and his sick donkeys

I am Lurt and I have a sick donkey. She is sick of the World and its empty promises. Betrothed she was. To Bert. Another donkey.

He was stolen by donkey stealers. There. Yesterday he was. Today he wasn’t. Tomorrow.

Tomorrow? No! Bert. He’s gone. So is the World.

Lurt waits. End

I hope this helps you get better. I love you.

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Cindy,

Are you safe and well? I’m starting to worry about you. I hope you’re doing ok. When do you start your surgery ?

Lots of love,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 24 Dec 2020

Cindy,

Are you doing well today ? I feel that your spirits are low, and I’m not talking about the bottles we all keep behind the horticultural books on the bookshelf.

I know it’s hard, and not hard like a marble mantelpiece that’s too small to keep a flat screen plasma television screen.

I know it’s tough, and not like a steak you order that’s so poorly sourced and prepared, you might as well be eating the timing belt from a speeding motorbus.

I once stood inside a bank vault with riches that would make your eyes water. They were so worthful, I could smell the success. Japanese statues, Dutch paintings, endangered flies, Fabergé eggs and scarce frying pans that belonged to celebrity chefs.

I never felt such strength and power before, during or since. Since you Cindy. You have the power.

I picture us dancing on a beach. The warm sun caresses the scarf as an innocent wind cows us into a hug. The piece of glass in my foot has slugged its way out.

Stay with me Cindy. You have the power.

I’m with you all the way,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Cindy Chao
• Subject: Re: Hello My Dear
• Date: 25 Dec 2020

Cindy ?

Merry Christmas. I hope your throat is better today, and isn’t making you feel like you’re gargling sawdust and fibreglass.

Did you get any nice presents under the tree ?

I have a nice present here for you. It’s round and it fits on your finger. It’s made from rare metals and has something nice and shiny atop it. I’ll bet you can’t guess what it is!

Lots of love to you as always.

Your future husband,

The Rotten Angel

• From: The Rotten Angel
• To: Barrister Abudu Huda Albora
• Subject: Re: Mrs Cindy Esther Chao
• Date: 25 Dec 2020

Dear Mr. Br. Abudu Huda Albora,

I, the client, the friend and possible fiancée of one Cindy Esther Chao am writing you this message.

This message, from me, is for you. It’s purpose, in brief, is to enquire about something.

That something is regarding one Cindy Esther Chao of Cindies.

The subject matter is twofold as follows. I want to know about her current health. I want for her to contact me.

Could you please pour some vodka into her bowels so she returns my emails?

You’re in Holy Christian Rides,

The Rotten Angel