Bruggert's Time Puzzle

A recent list of phenomena attributes mostly to online publishers and diarists around the world has been linked to Bruggerts Time Puzzle, whereupon those who express any creative skills in the use of the word in any language freeze and are almost petrified for an unspecified amount of time.

This can be attributed to a disorder known as Bruggerts Time Puzzle (or Kliftzoan Skriptzloazinovenamana as it’s more commonly and easily known).

Symptoms start out with violent fits of sneezing followed by a need to remain in a darkened corner of a room with at least three people playing scrabble while counting billiard balls.

Most recently, a Swedish man was pulled near starvation and badly dehydrated from a car in Northern Sweden having spent two months inside his vehicle buried in the snow. The last thing he recalls doing is updating his Twitter social networking profile with his musings about the Northern lights.