Barry the recruiter

It's an unfortunate reality that some receive a ton of recruiter spam offering positions that bear no relation to their current skill set.

I had kindly asked to stop being contacted since I had left the country many years before. Hopefully, they would finally get the message.

From: Barry Recruiter
To: The Rotten Angel
Subject: Perl Developer position. up to £45K-Hampshire
Date: 26 May 2011

Rotten Angel,
I am currently recruiting for this position and though it might be of interest to you;
We are currently looking for a Perl Developer to support our continued growth in high profile clients.
We are currently looking for a strong Perl Developer with an understanding of structured and object-oriented programming in a web environment.
The role will require liaison with many other parts of the organization, so good communication skills, as well as a professional and friendly manner are essential.
Required skills:
Strong knowledge of web technologies.
Strong programming experience in Perl.
Experience in database design and database programming - Oracle
It is essential that the successful candidate has hands-on, relevant experience in a similar role and has a solid understanding of best practices in a formal programming environment.
Desired skills:
JavaScript
XML
Mobile Platform
HTML and CSS
Strong programming experience in C, C++, C# or Java
PHP
If you know of anyone else suitable for this position please feel free to forward this on to them.
Regards,
Barry Recruiter

From: The Rotten Angel
To: Barry Recruiter
Subject: Re: Perl Developer position. up to £45K-Hampshire
Date: 26 May 2011

Hi Barry,
I am not a Perl Developer. I am a PHP developer. I left the world of IT to become a Castrato. I sing to monks in Italy. My rendition of 'Sunshine on a rainy day' is second to none.
What kind of music do you like ?
The Rotten Angel