The Rotten Angel

Andy the recruiter

This was another agency who couldn't take no for an answer and had repeatedly contacted me, despite my reassurances and protestations that I was happily placed somewhere and not looking.

I know they need their buttermilk at the end of the day, but when someone says that they're fine, then they're fine.

  • From: Andy Recruiter
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Autonomy in Frontend programming
  • Date: 20 Nov 2018

Hi Rotten Angel,

In Köln city we are not searching for Javascript framework specialist's, since a framework is only a tool, we are searching for true Frontend experts.

I'm hiring for an environment where Frontend developers have the freedom to decide what technology to apply and in what way, we are building a team of master engineers.

React, Angular, Vue, whatever you choose it’s down to you and your SCRUM team colleagues.

The business I’m hiring for are a digital innovation lab, their purpose is bringing new knowledge and technology to local NRW companies who are stuck in out-dated business models.

Does this sound like it could be more exciting than your current position?

Andy the Recruiter

  • From: The Rotten Angel
  • To: Andy Recruiter
  • Subject: Re: Autonomy in Frontend programming
  • Date: 20 Nov 2018

Hi Andy,

Thank you for contacting me and reaching out. I presume you are from XYZ Recruitment?

If this is the case, then I believe you may have some information on me that is outdated and may need to be cleaned and removed subsequently.

Perhaps I should have filled you and your organisation in on recent developments.

I did try to reach out to all recruiters who had contacted me with the news but may have missed some, yourselves included.

You see, I have decided to leave the world of engineering and IT in general to pursue my dreams and become an ethical matador.

I will practice and then eventually display my skills with swordplay and mechanical bulls.

It will be my aim to tour around Europe on foot and visit several towns and cities to perform.

Perhaps when I am in your neighbourhood, I could give you free tickets to my show?

Thanks,

The Rotten Angel

  • From: Andy Recruiter
  • To: The Rotten Angel
  • Subject: Re: Autonomy in Frontend programming
  • Date: 20 Nov 2018

Good luck in your endeavour Rotten Angel!

From The Rotten Angel, November 2018